Comments on: Vent on the Economy http://www.exjackly.com/archives/2008/vent-on-the-economy/ Personal Thoughts Tue, 13 Jul 2010 13:17:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Mary Janosh http://www.exjackly.com/archives/2008/vent-on-the-economy/comment-page-1/#comment-366 Mary Janosh Wed, 25 Mar 2009 22:25:20 +0000 http://www.exjackly.com/?p=139#comment-366 I received this rejection letter today from an insurance company call center that I applied to like two weeks ago. I have them as my daughter's insurance and a co-pay of $150.00 for x-rays was my first complaint, but I needed any crap job I could get. This is what they sent me. I changed some things and added a response. Hello, thank you for your interest in this crappy job that you didn't want anyway . We have carefully reviewed your background as it relates to the Butt Kisser in a box (#00000). At this time, however, we have selected other candidates for consideration whose T & A more closely match the job requirements. Please be assured that this does not affect your candidacy for Mail room clerk, or Janitor for which you may have applied. We encourage you to frequently review our online job listing of current opportunities at our Waste removal site. Thank you for your interest. We wish you much success in your job search. Sincerely, NO Talent Acquisition My response: Dear sir, Thank you so much for judging me by the crap the economy has left for me to choose from. Had I only been a wife beating, crack smoking, monkey like you, maybe my resume would've fit better. The next time I apply for a position selling water purifiers to dementia patients in nursing homes, I'll make sure I stay at least 10 years like you did. Enjoy your little box, I hope you have a picture of Hawaii behind a pushpin so you can dream of the place you want to go on your $200.00 unemployment check after the rest of the downsizing in your company is complete. I should've called AIG seriously, Mary ****** I received this rejection letter today from an insurance company call center that I applied to like two weeks ago. I have them as my daughter’s insurance and a co-pay of $150.00 for x-rays was my first complaint, but I needed any crap job I could get. This is what they sent me.
I changed some things and added a response.

Hello, thank you for your interest in this crappy job that you didn’t want anyway .

We have carefully reviewed your background as it relates to the Butt Kisser in a box (#00000). At this time, however, we have selected other candidates for consideration whose T & A more closely match the job requirements.

Please be assured that this does not affect your candidacy for Mail room clerk, or Janitor for which you may have applied. We encourage you to frequently review our online job listing of current opportunities at our Waste removal site.

Thank you for your interest. We wish you much success in your job search.

Sincerely,

NO Talent Acquisition

My response:

Dear sir,

Thank you so much for judging me by the crap the economy has left for me to choose from. Had I only been a wife beating, crack smoking, monkey like you, maybe my resume would’ve fit better. The next time I apply for a position selling water purifiers to dementia patients in nursing homes, I’ll make sure I stay at least 10 years like you did. Enjoy your little box, I hope you have a picture of Hawaii behind a pushpin so you can dream of the place you want to go on your $200.00 unemployment check after the rest of the downsizing in your company is complete.

I should’ve called AIG seriously,

Mary ******

]]> By: Shaun http://www.exjackly.com/archives/2008/vent-on-the-economy/comment-page-1/#comment-363 Shaun Fri, 20 Mar 2009 22:28:25 +0000 http://www.exjackly.com/?p=139#comment-363 Super-Duper site! I am loving it!! Will come back again - taking you feeds also, Thanks. Super-Duper site! I am loving it!! Will come back again – taking you feeds also, Thanks.

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